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moosefix:

gamzee, mucking around with face paint, uncanon kurloz and canon kurloz :)

every time i see you on my dash i just smile and cry from how much of a great makara you are

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territorialcreep:

I could not restrain myself from reblogging this

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overhumor:

Trust me, you need this on your blog

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thelolgifs:

Not once… but twice.

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wheresocietydies:

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itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.

Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:

I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:

After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

I love you.

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Vader’s Little Princess by Jeffrey Brown [amazon]

[h/t: thephobia]

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